Favorite Instant Star Quotes

 

Season 4 Quotes

"Some decisions come naturally, sometimes you just know whats right in your heart. Though my heart hasn't always known whats best for itself. How do you know who to choose? How could you know? When it came right down to it, there was no choice to be made and who am i to fight destiny? Especially  when it looks like that and feels like this."

"They say fame is like a drug, one taste and your hooked. And when it comes to celebrity cravings, no one has a more addictive personality than Karma. But theres no one less impressed by fame than Karma's husband. He just wants to keep his wife happy. Looks like she just got her fix."

"Condition number 1, you spend everyday in here working on your third album until condition 2, you finish it."

"Let me guess, he offered you nothing and the chicks for free."

"Oh, theres an odd couple. Tommy Q and Monogamy."

"Now you know my secret. Stop the presses. Karma has feelings. Karma has issues with other women. Karma hasn't had a real friend since 2nd grade."

"Why wouldn't you sleep with me?"

"Its more of an emergency,  a sexmergency"

"I think the iguanas topless."

Season 3 Quotes

"I want all of you with me forever."

"Lets do it. All of it'

"Not that we care or anything, but the quicksand hates onions."

"You choose whats in your heart and you know who that is."

"Why? you craving some beach time with Jamie or Tommy?"

" Aren't you suppose to be my sister? Everytime I look up your flirting with Tommy. How am i suppose to work like this?"

"She really is a shooting star, unpredictable, but beautiful."

" You got mad skills, lost puppy dog looks, girls love puppies."

"They are mining the very song that killed her."

"You know when Tommy was in boyz attack, security used to call him Jazzy Hands. Sorry, I'm trying to ween off the Tommy mentionitis."

"No Sadie, I was using you to get to Kwest, to get to Janet Jackson."

"I'm not a grown up, I'm a stupid girl who just caught her boyfriend and sister kissing"

"Oh Its Tommy Q, and your parachute pants are just so shaggy"

"Because I wanted to be a star and Angie was in my way."

"You have no idea how many times I've wanted to ask you to just leave with me, but there are things you don't know."

"You want me to fail, and you think thats going to make you feel better about your own crappy life?"

"My crappy life huh? Well thank god I'm finally kissing it goodbye. Acceptance letter to the UN in New York, And I'm going"

"Well stick with me kid, I'm blasting off on a whole new phase."

"Honestly Paegan if you want people you can trust, don't go with G major."

"Shh enjoy the show Tommy, the girl is singing to you. Maybe for the last time."

"Nothing says I love you like unwrapping your feelings to the world and nothing says he doesn't like a huge dose of public humiliation."

"Now all we got to worry about is Patsy's ghost coming up behind us and giving us supernatural wedgies."

"Well I have a secret weapon and she could plan this thing with her eyes closed."

"I want to bring you down because I learned something in prison, revenge is the best revenge"

"I know you want to protect your daughter, If i had a daughter I would never let her date me."

"I know you care Tommy, You save a look just for me and I know."

"Everyone else thinks that you're still a whore."

"Whats next? A playboy centerfold?"

"Woah What happend to Saint Jude?"

"To hell with dignity, this is war!"

"Oh right because you are so unpossesive and low matienance!"

"Oh my god, can you wave your hands around when your lying!"

"I'll take my chances on the mean streets Mr. Quincy. But mark my words I'm going to be singing at the Hollywood ball and dining at the ritz faster than you can say cat man do. Good evening Mr.Quincy"

"I know its a man's business Mr Quincy. Made up of hard luck stories and down hill spirals. But i know how to do the harlem 2 step and I have the gams to prove it."

"She was right, I heard her sing. It was like what red licroice would sound like if it had a mouth, and could sing."

"I'll take you baby, I'll take you like a climber takes everest.I'll take you to the top"

"What's so scary about the real me"

"No, you always end up the victim!"

Season 2 Quotes

Jude:"Then can you promise me one thing? Until then, if the door in there is ever locked..."
Tommy: "I'll just kick it down"

Tommy: Me and Sadie, we weren't right.
Jude:Why?
Tommy:...You know exactly why.

-"All summer I've been dying to get back into the studio with you.I missed working with you. I'm just going to say it flat out....I missed you"

-"You come into my studio again and I will sqaush you until your emo haircut and converse sneakers are neighbors. You left this on my soundboard."

-"If your doing an impersenation of Sadie, your going to need bigger hair and a bigger snare.

-"You can smash....a calculator."

-"its about you! On the tourbus, coming home to see you was all I could think about, so I wanted to put those feelings away to stay safe."

-"Jude, you have people who care about you, back home, here in this room. There's only one way to get your music back."

-"Sometimes you can be so....17!"

-"What is this? One of your kinky James bond fantasies?"

-"Most of us go to our graves with our music still inside of us, wow, sometimes you can be so 24!"

-"Everything can be answered by Joey Ramone lyrics. Joey wrote, "Touring, touring, is never boring. Let's go, let's go." But he also wrote, "Do you love me back?" So what do you say? Do you love me back? Only one person can answer that question for me. Tom Quincy, do you love me back?

-"Most artists hit number 1 before they have a breakdown, but you have to do everything all unique don't you."

-"We're more like Bart and Lisa Simpson"

-"There's no encore, so you can just shove it!"

-"I'm not going back to jail man, I'm not going back!"

-"See people don't always see who you really are, but I need you to try."

-"I always thought I saw the real you."

-"In my day, we were greatful for crackers."

-"Don't remind me, Benedict Arnold, Judas, Brutis, Band Breakeruper."

-"If I was to call Tommy a dog, would I be revising history or would I be accurate?"

-"Sadie, I stopped buying what he's selling and I think you should too."

-"You have really nice eyes....in a manly sort of way."

-"You have to stop! You have some major trust issues."

-"I didn't like the vibe. I was just trying to air out the stench of corporate irony"

-"Tommy here has been holding his own private audtions for America's next Top Model"

"She was wearing your jacket Tommy, How blonde do you think I am?"

-"All I can say is Tommy is Tommy.Always has been and always will be."

-"Only because its too late to change the t-shirts to Jude's mind explosion"

-"Banish those dirty thoughts Yoko"

-"Wait first you were like Jude chemistry is bad don't let it into the band and now chemistry is good?"

"It involved a nail gun and roter"

-"Whatever, I've got a date with Chimichanga"

-"You did learn and retain what irony meant?"

-"I'm so glad I'm part of the babysitters club."

-"Don't bother.It won't help if you two spew anymore testosterone and pee all over each other."

-"What your after is worth more than two thousand dollars, trust me I know."

-"Yeah but when sparks fly, it can't always be good for the work, you know what I'm saying?"

-"Spiederman's...When I'm with him I feel like my ideas click differently, you know, like we could jam forever"

-"Well you should feel that way, especially with someone you work so closely with. I can't tell you what to do about it though, Don't exactly know myself."

-" Um, well acually its all a lie because truly my heart belongs to Wally. Yeah I'd love me some Wally."

-"Yeah, but I am,  and I can't win. I get a boyfriend and he's in love with you, I make my own clothes and you get desinger freebees, I get an old car, and you get the coolest old car ever,And then you get flowers from Tommy fricken Q"

-"You have this glamourous life, I can't compete"

-"In the immortal words of Johnny Cash "You want them to feel it in thier guts, you got to sing it from your guts"  so go get some"

-"A homeless dude just offered to brush my arm hairs, paradise could not be upstairs from hell and nasty."

-"Theres a girl thats glad beer is good for your hair, it makes it softer"

-"Yeah,Cuz nothing says legitamite singing contest like space prostitutes"

-"So that explains why girls have to be drinking age to date you"

-"I'm not mad, I'm merciless"

"Your a doll, No really, your like a doll, all blonde and manufactured,I can just see my seven year old daughter wanting to stuff you into the dream camper with your crouchless boyfriend.By the way, are you gettting any plastic boyfriend action princess popstar?"

-"Well I've gotta go be who I am with semi-nude aliens."

-"Then he's going to love watching you pump real gas"

-"Its nice to see little Jaime Andrews finally getting some action"

-"Its called being a realist Jaime, you might want to try it sometime before my little sister breaks your little heart."

"Look, I've worked for Tom for years, and he's got this whole coprate thing going on and he's as stressed as I've ever seen him. You just have to step back, give space"

"You don't know what that week in Italy was like for me, it was everything I ever wanted"

-"The only thing I'll be watching at the yakt ,Supermodels, no bras, bouncing up and down on a boat."

-"No, this is me coming home from months in Europe and being totally ignored by you. You didn't even invite me today. Either you want to be with me,or you don't"

-"Oh and so you know, I still go by Portia Quincy professionally"

-"I think I left the sophisticated part of me in Moose Jaw"

-"Doing it alone in the alley, thats the first sign of addiction Quincy."

-"I can stop anytime I want, come on, first taste is free."

-"What's his problem? Jude, what's your problem? Exactly how stupid are you?"

-" Jude, this takeover was not good news, we could all be dropped tomorow without so much as a goodbye. I've been trying to save our jobs for weeks."

-"Don't get in between Jude and Tommy, they choose each other everytime."

-" Why can't you be my girlfriend for like 3 minutes?"

-"Shock Theraphy anyone?"

-"G major would like to officially realease you from your recording contract."

-" Its exactly what I didn't want you to have to do. But you put yourself right where Darius wanted you."

-"Sit!Dam right you'll do whatever I want"

Tommy:You ready to do this?
Jude:You ready to show me how its done?
Tommy:There are so many innapropriate answers to that question.

Season 1 Quotes

Jude: "I'm just so tired of falling for guys that don't fall back. It hurts.You all say the nicest things, Your so great, Your so nice, but none of you want to date me.So you want to help me Tommy? Tell me what I do wrong, Tell me why I'm so easy to give up and then may be I can fix it.
Tommy: You are asking the wrong guy

-" Look,Working on a song, its like falling in love, at first its rush but then it gets painful, and sometimes you gotta walk away,but sometimes you come out of it with something beautiful like that song. Change can be good Jude, you want proof, just listen. Don't quit, Cuz your it gurl, your the real thing...Your even better."

-"I can't like this guy, he's from a 90's boyband."

-" I LOVE JUDE HARRISON!"

-"Its Gimicky Corprate Crap!"

-"Were you going to tell me that you were doing my sister?"

-"Don't you ever ask anyone's permission to like your own music, you understand? Do you love that song?"

"No,you wanna know whats sad? Who your becoming.Your treating me like your servant, your forget your friends.Mom and Dad are always fighting now because of you. All you can do is think about your self."

-"The man is like an Orlando Bloom Sundae smothered with Johnny Depp sauce"

-"Its the secret language of females dude, what seems like chit chat is more like ratta tat tat"

-"I need you to miss me,its the only way your going to figure out what I really mean to you,and its going to be good for us,it is.Cuz I may not know much, but I know this....Your going to miss me Jude Harrison. Mark my words."

-"But be warned Quincy, you can't get rid of me that easy."

-"A real kiss, it isn't in the lips. Its in the heart and if yours isn't in this one with Shay, then it doesn't count."

-" What  we can do?You went behind my back,you meddled in my past and you messed with my song.There is no WE anymore Jude,especially after you pulled a stunt like that."

-"This, from a guy who doesn't even write his own lyrics. I bet you couldn't even compose a grocery list without Darius holding your hand."

-"So you going to date the whole family Tommy?Because Mom's single now, and Grams is pretty cute."

-"Hey Check out Shay, Livin la vida normal."

-"Quest Man, you think I'm ok with this,That the coolest chick I know, the girl that gets me the most is 16, Give me a break, she's out of bounds and I'm not that guy."

-"But if she was 21?"

-"In a split second"

-"For what its worth, Shays a kid and an idiot and he made the wrong choice."

-"Either I have to quit working with you or I can stay, but we have to agree that, that kiss had never happened. Jude say it."

-"So lets finish it together.You heard what I did with your song.All it needed was some updating.Could you imagine what we could do with the whole album?"

-"These last few weeks I let myself fall for you again and I thought you were falling back.Do you care about her more than me?"

-"Don't you ever let your friends, or the crowd, tell you if it rocks. You go out there and you tell them. I believe in you."

-"US?!? What about mom? Dad stop asking me to lie to her, she's my mom."

"Well just so you know, I intend to wear you down"

"Yeah, I forgot how old you are Tom.Its funny in this business how quickly we pass our prime."

-"Wait, He's lying to you and I'm still the bad guy"

-"That was an amazing song Jude. Not exactly how I meant to inspire you."

-"Jude, have you ever met someone that makes you want to be better at you music...at everything?"

"I've been thinking about your whole kissing philosophy and FYI, its crap."

-"To apologize, for real this time, but hurting you is the last thing I ever wanted to do."

-"Tommy, can you stop freaking out for like 5 seconds and think, this isn't about reliving your dorky past,its about changing it."

-"I know, it didn't happen and it didn't mean anything but it did and does."

-"Well,he's not an idea,he's a person."

-"Are you dieased? I didn't come here to hit on your producer"

-" Look I'm not stupid.I know whats going on, Not that I mind being fought over, but you two have some serious problems, no doubt. You might want to look into them before you tear your whole family apart."

-"I had a good day today Tommy, a really really good day, where people didn't hurt me everytime they open their mouths."

-"It was one kiss, It happened way before you and I got together...I should of told you"

-"So come as my friend... or whatever"

-"Congratulations, felicitations, I don't hate you Jaimeations."

-"Do you know how long I've waited to hold my own cd in my hand?"